Cuisine
You won't catch Joel wanting to catch the aroma of this crustacean
What is lobster?
This is how Joel trained for road races
What is in his underwear jogging in front of the tv
An hors deouvre spread for chips, or a nickname he used for his chidren.
What is "dip" or "dips"?
Grandpa Joel wore these fashionable shorts when escorting Jenine on her first day of middle school orientation.
What are "jean cut-off shorts"?
You might mistake this sandwich for peasant food
What is swiss cheese and mayo OR pickles and ketchup
Joel carried on his classic art while watching America's favorite past time.
What is score keeping
The consoling phrase Grandpa Joel says when something in life goes wrong.
What is "there's always gonna be something."
Grandpa Joel will get rid of his stretched out, worn clothes when?
Joel is a master at this Jewish inspired breakfast creation.
What is lox, eggs and onions
Joel got angry at which child for hitting him with a golf ball?
Who is Danny?
According to Grandpa Joel, this is the medical term for when children are grumpy due to being overtired.
What is "unga dunga"?
When did Grandpa Joel look most like an effeminate art collector?
When Sandy bought him new multicolored eyeglasses.
The most disgusting cookie that Grandpa Joel actually likes.
What is a Pecan Sandie?
What athletic event did Grandpa Joel become the champion of at the Catskills Resort a year before it closed?
What is setting the record for shooting free throws?
The urban dictionary says this a term for a moment of extreme unpleasantness, but for Grandpa Joel, it is a term to express complete agreement.
What is "Okie-Doke."?
What did Grandpa Joel's favorite outfit to work out in?
What is worn out underwear?
A common dessert that Grandpa Joel never had until he was 30 years old.
What is apple pie?
Grandpa Joel's favorite baseball player.
Who is Willie Mays?
If you hear this phrase from Grandpa Joel, he is saying you're out of luck.
What is "tough tittie"?
What attire does Grandpa Joel and Steve Jobs have in common?
What are turtleneck shirts?