Food jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crumby.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dinosnore.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
Why did the bike fell over?
Because it was was 2-tired.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why did the frog ride the bus?
Because the car got toad away.
I die if you water me, I’m alive when I grow, what am I?
Fire.
Why did the teacher go into the pool?
To test the water.
Why did the students bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school.
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed the filling.
What’s a crocodile‘s favorite drink?
Gator-aid.
I‘m short when I’m old and tall when I’m young, what am I?
Candle.
Why did the computer go to the hospital?
Because it had a virus.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why do eggs tell jokes?
Because they crack up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
You don’t see it in front of you, what am I?
Future.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Ar.
Why did the chicken go to band?
Because it had drumsticks.
What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A boo-berry.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
I'm used to cook cake, what am I?
An oven.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
what do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chop.