Why is a cheetah bad at hide and seek?
Because it always gets spotted!
Why was 10 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9! Or you can say 7 ate 9!
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we're both nuts!
What kind of room has no doors and windows?
A MUSHROOM!
What goes up and never comes down?
YOUR AGE!
Where do ants like to eat?
At a restaur-ant
What runs around the whole yard but doesn't move?
A FENCE!
If I have 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other what would I have?
BIG HANDS!
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Because they will always HOG the ball!
If you touch me you turn red! Who am I?
FIRE!
Where do fishes keep their money?
At a riverbank!
What has six faces, does not wear makeup, has 21 eyes, but cannot see?
A die (Dice)
What do you call a sad coffee?
Depresso!
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was on deck!
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME!
Where do crocodiles like to cook in?
IN A CROCK-POT!
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A PENNY!
What did the grapes say when they were sat on?
Nothing they just whined!
A MIRROR!
What has four eyes but can't see anything?
Mississippi!
What kind of key can't open a door?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
FOOTSTEPS!
Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
Cause it will crack up!
Why us Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom!
I am white when I'm dirty and black when I'm clean what am I?
A blackboard!