what 2 things you can never eat for breakfast
lunch and dinner
why was 6 afraid of 7
7,8,9
why did the pony get sent to his room
he would't stop horsing around
What runs but never walks?
A River!
What's a fly with no wings
a walk
what gets wetter when you get dry
towel
why does the beets always win
they are un-beet-able
how do you catch a school of fish
with a bookworm
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.
(The worlds hardest riddle
No
why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well!
what is yours but mostly used by others
your name
what did one mat book say to the other
i have tons of problems
why can't you tell an egg a joke
it'll crack up
Noise
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stink
the more you take the more you leave behind you what are they
footsteps
what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
what kind of room has no doors or windows
a mushroom
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away?
A hole
Why was the bunny so up so upset
She was having a bad here day
when things go wrong what can you always count on
your fingers
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby
she was a little house
how do you make an octpus laugh
with ten tickles
I'm a number if you take away one i'm even what am i?
seven
Why did the bird get in trouble in class?
He was tweeting on his test