(by Jesse)
He was so humble that he himself had to brag about it
Moses
Ryan has earned this nickname for the tracks he installed on his wheelchair (like a freaking badass)
The Tank
This legend who is widely known as the GOAT of soccer scored a hat trick in the first World Cup match this year
Lionel Messi
Not to be confused with the cabbage version, these mischievous youngins will leave quite the tart taste in your mouth
Sour Patch Kids
Spongebob's pet snail's name
Gary
Abby
Words that end in etchup
Felt it necessary to document in the cannon of scripture how he absolutely mogged Peter when running to Jesus
John
Joel Latta recently celebrated an anniversary at this position in the company
Ministry Consultant
This will occur in Football if you use all four of your plays without getting a first down
Turnover on downs
These candied ocean dwellers must come from the Baltic sea, being that it borders their home country
Swedish Fish
Bubble Bass notoriously hides these under his tongue to get free krabby patties
Pickles
Ryker
Girl Math
Most kids versions tend to leave this bit out, but David did this to Goliath after knocking him down with the sling
Cut his head off (with Goliath's own sword)
This bastion of the team recently won a prize from release blockers for one free release blocker pass
Josh Hudson
This year's NBA champions (sorry Stephen) are named for short after this
Knickerbockers (dutch rolled up pants)
I was first introduced to the addictiveness of this spherical version of the rope classic by Connor Takata at our Florida onsite
Nerds Gummy Clusters
The name of the song that is masterfully conducted by Squidward at the bubble bowl halftime show
Sweet Victory
Matt
Somehow I Manage
Stephen uses this insult (my personal favorite) when he tells the pharisees they are too stubborn to turn their heads to see what's going on around them
Stiff-neck heathens
While it's seemed like Ian has been my recent #1 rival on the team, this person actually carries the title
Ian
A score that probably only Abby is good enough to ever achieve, -3 on a hole in golf carries this moniker
Albatross
A content creator famous for his youtube channel has also created this popular gummy candy brand, which touts it's plant based "no junk" ingredient list
Joyride
The Krusty Krab started a pizza delivery service to which their first customer was enraged that the delivery didn't include this part of the order
Diet Dr. Kelp
Jonathan
Words that end in bustard
According to Elisha, we should have this repercussion for calling Logan bald all the time
Getting mauled by bears
He was recently celebrated for a birthday that was ironically on the same day as Kyle's
Todd Lease
There are plenty of bandwagon fans for the Stanley Cup winning Hurricanes, but you can know a true fan if they represent the green and white legacy from this original team name
Hartford Whalers
While I am more partial to Haribo, Kaiser swears by this brand of gummy bear (well, the old recipe at least)
Black Forest
The contents of Patrick's secret box
An embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas Party
Joel
Abby and Jonathan's were good