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why shouldn`t you write with a broken pencil
its pointless
why did all the students eat their homework
their teacher told them it was a piece of cake
why were the dogs named rolex and timex
because they were watch dogs
how do mountains see
they peak
what gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it
a hole
why can't a bicycle stand on its own
it's just to tired
what type of shoes do amphibians wear
open toad
why wont shrimps share their treasure
because there shellfish
if you have one you dont share it if you share it you dont have it what is it
a sercet
what do you call a dog that can do magic
a labracadobrador
what does a nosy pepper do
it gets jalapeno business
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo
one`s really heavy, and the other`s a little lighter
what do you get when you cross a shoe with a banana
a slipper
what the first thing a monster eats after having his teeth cleaned
the dentist
what do you get when you put a vest on an alligator
an investigator
why didnt the melons get married
they cantaluope
what do clouds wear under there shorts
thuderpants
wht did the teacher do when his student wrote a report on the history of cheese
he grated it
what happens when a frog get a flat tire
he gets toad
did you hear about the two phones that got married
the reception was amazing
why cant you trust an atom
because they make up literally everything
what did one wall say to the other wall
meet you at the corner
what do you call a gigantic pile of kittens
a moew-ntain
why do cows have horns
because their horns dont work
why are leopards sp bad at hiding
no matter where they hide, they're always spotted