impossible
What English word sounds the same even after you take away four of its five letters?
queue
You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
silverware
i have one eye but i cannot see anything what am i
a needle
I stink while living but smell good when dead. What am I?
a pig
What month do all soldiers hate?
march
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
a shadow
i fly without wings what am i
time
What turns everything around but does not move?
mirror
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
a light switch
I start with M, end with X, and have a never ending amount of letters. What am I?
a mailbox
If you have me, you want to share me. Once you share me, you won’t have me. What am I?
a secret
What can you serve but not eat?
a tennis ball
The faster you run, the harder it is to catch me. What am I?
your breath
I cannot be burned by fire or drowned in water. What am I?
ice
What instrument can you hear but never see?
your voice
Two men are playing chess. They play five games. Each man wins three games. How is that possible?
they were not playing each other
What is weightless but takes two people to hold it?
friendship
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
a hole
i once was full of thoughts but now i am white and empty what am i
a Skull
If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can’t it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?
it was closed
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you’ll die?
nothing
No matter how much it rains, it never gets any wetter. What is it?
water
When does Halloween come before Valentine’s day?
in the dictionary
What begins when things end and ends all things that begin
death
What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
pi