Jokes
Which word in the dictionary is spelled wrong?
What states touch Wisconsin? (4)
Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Michigan!
I'm lovin it!
McDonald's
How many bones does a shark have, not including the teeth?
Zero!
Where is Ms. H from?
La Crosse!
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven, eight (ate), nine!
What is the largest US state?
Alaska!
Eat fresh!
Subway
What is the rarest eye color?
Green!
Yes or no?
Yes: free points
No: no free points
Why did the soccer ball quit?
In which state can you go to jail for cutting down a cactus?
Arizona!
Save big money at ....
Menards
What animal cannot jump?
Elephant!
What is another job that I do?
Nanny, nursing home, substitute teaching!
Which state is it illegal to pump your own gas?
New Jersey!
Nothin' runs like a deer!
John Deere
What animal can be allergic to people?
Cats!
What color is my car?
Red
What can you hold in your left hand but not your right?
In which state do chickens outnumber people 200:1?
Delaware!
Let's go places!
Toyota!
What do the 100 folds in a chefs hat represent?
100 ways to cook an egg!
What are 2 things Ms. H is doing this summer?
- Read, travel, work
- Anything outside (hiking, biking, kayaking, paddle boarding, playing pickleball, camping)