Office drama!
“Quick call?” actually lasts for how long?
At least 45 mins
What does “Please advise” mean in an official mail?
You fix it, I’m out.
He was supposed to get a boon of power but ended up with eternal sleep cycles due to a slip of the tongue.
Kumbhakarna
They are the defending champions of the FIFA World Cup.
Argentina
This item is always given free—whether you want it or not.
Dhaniya (coriander)
What does “As per my last email” really mean?
You clearly didn’t read what I wrote earlier.
What’s a “server issue” actually mean in meetings?
Excuse for delay
This Mythological character is believed to be immortal, cursed by Krishna to wander the earth forever.
Ashwatthama
He is Brazil's greatest footballer and the youngest World Cup winner.
Pelé
What’s the aunty’s favorite bargaining line?
“Pichhli baar toh 20 mein diya tha!”
What is the polite way to say “I have no clue” on a work call?
"Let me check and get back to you”
What’s the polite way to say “I don’t trust your data”?
“Can you please confirm the numbers once again?”
During exile, Arjuna lived as _______, a dance teacher in a king’s court, due to a curse that turned him into a eunuch for a year.
Brihannala
A French player who is known for being one of the best Center Midfielders.
Zinedine Zidane
This vegetable’s price increase becomes national news every year.
Onion
“As discussed offline” actually means…?
I already told you, don’t make me repeat
What does “Looping in XYZ” mean in desi office culture?
I’m escalating this, good luck
He exchanged his old age with his son to continue enjoying life.
Yayati
The only player to score a hat-trick and be on the losing side in the World Cup Finals.
Kylian Mbappé
What’s the sabziwala’s go-to lie when you question freshness?
“Subah mandi se laaya hoon!”
What’s the most common lie in virtual meetings?
Sorry, I was on mute”
What is “Let’s explore this further” or “Interesting point”?
This is what a manager says instead of “No.”
One day of Brahma equals how many human years?
4.32 billion
The first player to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final.
Geoff Hurst
What is walking away slowly and dramatically
This is the international sign of “I’m not paying that much.”