I hit that giant right between the eyes
Who is David?
My son was the brother Jesus
Who is Mary?
What a wasetful boy
Who is the Prodigal Son?
Where Adam and Eve where banished from
What is the Garden of Eden?
This animal spoke to Balaam
What is a donkey?
I sliced that Roman guards ear clean off
Who is Paul?
That snake was just too tricky
Who is Eve?
Dirt, Dirt, Dirt, Dirt
What is the Parable of the Sower?
Moses yeets the water
What is the Red Sea?
What is this?! (food)
What is mana?
I murdered my brother with a rock
Who is Cain?
It's hard having a new born at 90 years old
Who is Sarah?
Only pirates should bury their money
What is the Parable of the Talents?
The hometown of the Messiah
What is Nazareth?
You got what from the fish's mouth?!
What is gold coins?
I wrestled with God in a field
Who is Jacob?
My brother be came the prince of Egypt
Who is Miriam?
Who is my neighbor?!
What is the Parable of the Good Samaritan?
Jonah's job sit
What is Nineveh?
Elisha made this heavy object float to the top on the water
What is an axe head?
I used lamps and trumpets to beat our enemies
Who is Gideon?
I drove that spike right through the sleeping kings head
Who is Jael?
What is this ugly grass growing in my flower beds
What is the Parable of the Weeds?
Pattern wielded steel is named for the place
What is Damascus?
I have to cook with what?! (Ezekiel)
What is cow dung?