Explain it badly
Two brothers bring God presents. One gets jealous and permanently solves the problem.
What is/Who are Cain and Able?
I hopped off a plane at...
What is LAX?
“Let my people go.”
Who is Moses?
This prophet saw dry bones come to life
Who is Ezekiel?
"For God so loved the world,"
What is That he gave his one and only son
A billionaire has an unhealthy obsession with eyeliner and beats up poor people at night
What/Who is batman?
Never gonna give you up...
What is Never gonna let you down
"Where you go I will go"
Who is Ruth?
This prophet challenged the prophets of Baal to a showdown on Mount Carmel
Who is Elijah
“Be still, and know…”
What is That I am God?
A dude loses his hair and suddenly loses his job, his eyesight, and his freedom.
Who is Samson?
I don't know about you...
What is But I'm feeling 22
“Speak, Lord, for your servant hears.”
Who is Samuel?
This judge defeated an army with only 300 men after God reduced his original force.
Who is Gideon?
“Your word is a lamp…”
What is To my feet and a light to my path
A group of short men take a piece of jewelry on a very long hike
What is the Lord of the Rings?
Tell me why...
“Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him.”
Who is Job?
This Old Testament king became prideful, entered the temple to burn incense, and was struck with leprosy.
Who is Uzziah?
"Create in me a clean heart..."
What is O God, and renew a right spirit within me.
A guy gets a coat, eventually resulting in him becoming a very important government employee
Who is Jacob?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met...
What is But you can bet before we're through
“You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.”
Who is Peter?
Jonathan's son, who was crippled and later shown kindness by David
Who is Mephiboseth
“Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and…”
What is Not for man