Let Him Cook
Dad Jokes
Animals That Will Put You In a Twitter Bio
Birthdays
Whole Nothin Butta Nothin
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A new "Let Him Cook" Meme format that gained popularity in recent months features this Disney Pixar character holding back Sora from Kingdom Hearts 

Woody from Toy Story 

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Dads take two pairs of socks when they go golfing just in case they get one of these best possible shots in a game of golf.

A hole in one 

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These reptiles are related to dinosaurs that roamed the Earth 250 million years ago. They easily have the strongest bite force in the world at around 3,700 pounds per square inch. They live on every continent except Europe and Antarctica. 

Crocodiles

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December 5, 2023 will be this man's 122 birthday. He was the founder of one of the world's most recognizable multi-media companies. They were a pioneer in cartoons with the creation of Steamboat Willie in 1928 which was the first depiction of everybody's favorite cartoon rodent.

Walt Disney 

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Back in March, this NBA star was reprimanded for dipping out on his teammates on a road trip to go the club where he was seen flashing a gun. He issued an apology stating "I take full responsibility for my actions. I am going to take some time away to be better and work on my well being" He then got in trouble 2 months later for doing the exact same thing.

Ja Morant 

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Often times, the phrase Let Him Cook could refer to somebody in sports that is doing well. It could also refer to somebody that is deep in thought. It is also commonly used in this manner when an individual is talking to a young gentleman or lady with whom they are romantically interested. 

Flirting 

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"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got ______________

Them all cut

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Kind of weird we refer to them as man's best friend when they literally kill ~25,000 humans a year. 

Dogs

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Today (May 19th) is this famous youtubers birthday. He is most well known for eating massive amounts of junk food and being incredibly large, but he has actually lost about 90 pounds recently. 

Nikocado Avocado 

200

Name 5 U.S. Presidents

I'm assuming you got Trump, Biden, Obama, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and/or George Bush

300

One boy that knows how to cook is this former finalist on MasterChef. He has a massive YouTube/TikTok following and is 26 years old today. Easily my favorite young chef to watch and learn from.

Nick DiGiovanni 

300

Why don't most dads trust trees?

They look a little shady

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Native to the Amazon, these omnivorous fish swim in schools of 20-100 and work together to swarm and attack other things for food. Although they get a bad reputation to humans, interactions between them and humans is rather rare and there has never been a recorded death from one.

Piranha 

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This 59 (soon to be 60 year old) has probably the funniest birthday possible on June 9th. He recently got out of a very public trial with his ex wife. 

Johnny Depp 

300

This species, which shares a name with a green citrus fruit that Will Russell is allergic to, lays an egg that is roughly 15-20% of its body weight. That would be the equivalent of a human giving birth to a 35 pound baby.

Kiwi 

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Somebody was in their bag when they invented this Mexican dish that involves a fried tortilla rolled around a meat filling with a savory sauce and cheese around it. I had a chicken version last night for my birthday dinner.

Enchiladas

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk 

400

This animal can  weigh up to 4,000 pounds and still move at 20 mph. Although they are strictly herbivores when it comes to diet, they easily have the highest k/d ratio against humans dropping about 500 per year in Africa.

Hippopotamus 

400

This former rapper and Fast and the Furious actor has a rather unfortunate birthday being September 11. He has a pretty well known song where he repeatedly implores a woman (although he does not refer to her as a woman, he uses a much more derogatory term) to get out the way.

Ludacris 

400
The planet Uranus, originally had this less funny name. It was name King _____ III

George 

500

If somebody severely messed up a situation and said something really dumb, somebody might say, "Who ____ _____ _____ _____"

Let this man cook 

500
You just ran over a strawberry with your car, you have now made ____________

Traffic Jam 

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Schistosomiasis, is a rare disease that originates from a parasite that comes out of these fresh water mollusks. They are slow and kind of funky looking. They are in the top 5 for most humans killed with about 12,000 per year.

Snails 

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This TikTok star, born May 1, 2004 is the #1 person on famousbirthdays.com

Charli D'Amelio 

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Former NBA player Allen Iverson was know to spend between $10,000-40,000 at this restaurant that relates to today's day of the week. When asked why it was so much, he responded "they didn't have the endless appetizer thing back then"

T.G.I Fridays

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