So BIV'd you ain't my G, ROY
You Might Be My Type
My Name Must Be Blocker
"AU, Fluff, Slow Burn"
Joshie Time!
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The term used to quickly name all 5 colors in Magic, typically said as one single word.

What is WUBRG?

100

The newest Card Supertype that appeared in March of the Machine. Sadly, we have not seen it since despite its interesting strategy of giving the opponent a secondary target to defend. 

What are Battles?

100

The amount of damage your instant burn spell needs to do to kill a 2/3 Tarmogoyph with a Land and Creature types in the graveyard.

What is 4?

100

A member of the "Lorwyn Five" and a founder of the eventual Gatewatch, this planeswalker has found himself in many roles and points of power including a small stint as the "Living Guildpact" of Ravnica.

Who is Jace Beleren?

100

The first Color Identity that Joshie played in Commander, typically referred to as "Boomer" by 60-card players who know ball.

What is Jund/Riveteers?

200

The color pairings used to have fun little names such as "Rock, Bug, USA, and Brew", but we didn't receive official in-game names for any of them until the first visit to this Magic plane.

What is Ravnica?

200

This Enchantment Sub-type is very often incorrectly attributed to be a Creature type, which many hopeful players learn the hard way once trying to name it for their Cavern of Souls. Its rare but one of the oldest subtypes, 2nd only to Aura.

What is Shrine?

200

His debut had him named "The Key to Everything", mainly due to his innate ability to map the ever changing Omenpaths in his mind.

Who is Loot?

200

This commander is the one Joshie "Does it For."

Who is Dina, Soul Steeper?

300

The one "Guild" pairing that was secretly written into the Guildpact. When not on Ravnica, its been shown as the "Speed Demons" in Aetherdrift, the Rat Folk on Bloomburrow, or worshippers of The Scarab God on Amonkhet.

What is Blue/Black or UB?

300

Its one of the only subtypes to be featured in the names of each card its on, and caused their casting to be an even meaner "gotcha!" than before by relying on your opponents taking specific actions to make them cheaper. The most infamous Blue ones would make them mill 13, or exile the entire spell stack on a whim.

What is Trap?

300

A survivor in Duskmourn, who manages to find a career in being a tour guide despite his despondent nature.

Who is Winter?

300

Havoc Festival, Slaugther Games, and Carnage Gladiator were some of the heavy hitters in this Guild's precon deck that Joshie unknowingly took to a Modern FNM. 

What is Rakdos?

400

A member of the wrongfully non-legendary Nephalim, this specific one chose to exclude the color represented by the principles of Order, Justice, and Life. 

What is Glint-Eye? (UBRG)

400
This "Supertype" was featured in the first two wacky sets of Magic, Unstable and Unsanctioned, and simply allowed other things to augment it. 

What is Host?

400

This human is best known as an officer of the Consulate on Avishkar(formerly Kaladesh), and is tasked with bringing Aether smugglers to justice. Responsible for an iconic planeswalker's spark, he hunts fire mages down and forces compliance of his own volition.

Who is Baral, Chief of Compliance?

500

No powerful spellcaster is truly ready for battle without a powerful artifact or two up their sleeve. They can appear in every color nowadays, but back in the day this used to be a term for playing a "colorless" artifact deck. 

What is Mono-Brown?

500

This is the Basic Land Subtype that was scrapped and would've served for a "colorless" basic land. We wouldn't see a basic colorless land until the "Waste" land was printed. 

What is Cloud?

500

A planeswalker known for being one of the greatest thiefs of the Multiverse, though perhaps infamous for the dagger he stole that holds memories of the people who wield it. 

Who is Dack Fayden?

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