Places to Get Married
If you want a quick ceremony without the drama, you head to this 10-story building on Flower Street in DTSA.
What is the OC Courthouse?
That terrifying "Ding!" at 8:00 AM usually means your teacher just posted a new assignment on this app.
What is Google Classroom (or Canvas)?
Teacher code for: "Your student talks way too much to their friends in the back of the room."
What is "Socializes excessively"?
This rolled corn chip in the purple bag will turn your fingers red, but the bag itself is a 714 icon.
What are Takis?
This machine is loud, smells like gas, and is the reason you can’t sleep past 8:00 AM on a Saturday.
What is a Lawnmower?
This "magical" Anaheim destination is the most popular place in the world for couples who want a castle in their photos.
What is Disneyland?
This 8-letter app notification means someone just sent you a disappearing photo that you’ll probably forget to reply to.
What is Snapchat?
Teacher code for: "They are smart, but they definitely wait until 11:59 PM to start their projects."
What is "Does not work to full potential"?
This Filipino "purple yam" is the flavor of the year for donuts, ice cream, and boba in Downtown Santa Ana.
What is Ube?
If you live in a drought-conscious Santa Ana home, you might have this "fake" grass that never needs watering.
What is Artificial Turf (or AstroTurf)?
For a beachy vibe, many OC couples head to the "Wayfarers" one of these—a glass building overlooking the ocean in Rancho Palos Verdes, or just a small church.
What is a Chapel?
It’s the notification everyone wants to see: "Your [This App] order has been picked up and is 5 minutes away."
What is DoorDash (or UberEats)?
This comment implies you have "missed several key concepts," which is a polite way of saying you have too many of these on your record.
What are Absences (or Truancies)?
Often found at juice bars near MainPlace, this "superfood" berry from Brazil is served frozen in a bowl with granola.
What is Acai?
When a lawn first starts out, it needs a lot of this to go along with sunlight and water. Otherwise it might not get enough nutrients.
What is Fertilizer?
This historic Santa Ana theater, built in 1923, is a popular "industrial-chic" venue for big wedding parties.
What is the Yost Theater?
This "scary" notification tells you exactly how many hours you spent staring at your screen this week—usually a double-digit number.
What is the Screen Time Report?
If your report card says you are "a pleasure to have in class," it usually means you do this specific thing without being asked.
What is Participate?
This vegetable is often used in coleslaw and contains "anthocyanins," which give it its deep violet color.
What is Red Cabbage (or Purple Cabbage)?
Most lawn suffer from the presence of this non-native perennial plant that is considered invasive. Kids definitely don't mind them though cause they get to blow all their seed off and watch them float in the air.
What is the Dandelion?
This is the specific term for a destination wedding where the couple runs away to get married in secret, usually with just a photographer.
What is an Elopement?
This specific 4-word notification pops up when you you have 4,000 unedited TikTok drafts and a bunch of useless videos and pictures you don't need.
What is "iPhone Storage Almost Full" (or iCloud)?
This 10-letter word is used to describe a student who is polite and follows all the rules, but it sounds a lot more like the word conscious.
What is Conscientious?
A key ingredient in baba ghanoush and moussaka, this purple vegetable is often called "aubergine" in Britain.
What is Eggplant?
This process involves poking holes in the dirt to let air and water reach the roots—kind of like a spa day for your grass.
What is Aeration?