dad joke
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Carlos
5=7x+(-13)
x=-1.14
who has a bow and arrow
Hawkeye or clint barton
who played in Fast and Furious that died
Paul Walker
what is 2+2
fish
why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road
to go with the traffic jam
2+5x=20
x=3.6
what avenger can lift Thor's hammer other than Thor
Vision
who directed the 1980 film The Shining
Stanley Kubrick
hiiiiiiii
21
what do you call a fake noodle
Impasta
3+9x=21
x=9
who is the Russian assassin in Avengers
Natasha Romanoff
What is the name of the Wreck-it-ralph sequel
wreck-it-ralph breaks the internet
1 fish plus 3 fishes equals
5 fishes
Can I watch the TV?
Dad:yes, but don't turn it on
3+2x=9
x=3
who are the Avengers fight in Avengers Age of Ultron
ultron
what is the secret identity of Batman
bruce Wayne
1+1+1+1+1=
21
want to hear a joke about paper
nevermind its tearable
2+4x=7
x=0.8
Avengers
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
we're going to need a bigger boat
jaws
schools
boring