Mia Crash Outs
Evil Bisexuals
Gay People Make Me Crazy
Autism Moments
Guess Mia's Media
100
Like most youth, Mia's latest crash out has been over this aspect of our infinitely short lives
Choosing a major
100
This is the only canon bisexual in Mia's evil bisexual line up, and is the only reason Mia sits on this jury.
Vox
100
This ship made the song Bernadette go triple platinum in Mia's car
Fyolai
100
This historical figure is so synonymise with Mia Ashley that she often is accused of being like him.
Napoleon Bonaparte
100
This was Mia's first media obsession as a kid
Pokemon
200
Mia is often questioned about this aspect of her identity
Gender
200
This character is the main character of my favorite book, and giving the lovely nickname "Cognitive Dissonace"
Coriolanus Snow
200
This ship was so good I bought merch for it before consuming the media
Shuake
200
Mia Ashley was so obsessed with this time period that her parents had to buy a new bookshelf so as not to be put on a list
World War 2
200
Titled "Why are they all bisexual" Mia showed up fifteen years too late to this, but makes up for it with the strength of her hyper-fixation
Game of Thrones
300
Commonly questioned by queer youth, this is the one aspect of Mia's identity she never questioned
Her Bisexuality/sexuality
300
This evil bisexual soft-launched his bisexuality by getting with his favorite childhood footballer, and a canonically bisexual woman
Jamie Tartt
300
This ship, centered on a friends-to-lovers-to-enemies-to-even-more-enemies dynamic is popularly used to refer to rivals in media, and gave Mia a new autism obsession
Sheriarty
300
Mia was able to understand what a Russian patron was asking because of this movie
T-34
300
Titled "I LOVE EVIL GAY PEOPLE" this media is primarily characterized by it's freaky gay main couple who like penetrating each other on screen
Scream
400
Mia thought she could avoid this by having a sense of self worth and no rizz, but this comes for all queer women
A lesbian situationship
400
This is 2026 Greatest Bisexual on the Mia list, and earned her Tumblr fame for posting about his gay situationship
Lyonel Baratheon
400
This ship degraded Mia's morals so much that I read a fanfic so good and so freaky I personally comment on each chapter yet refuse to speak the name aloud
Dofuwani
400
Mia wrote an entire year long paper on this subject (hint-- there is a painting of it in my room)
WW1 pilots
400
Titled "Don't be evil you're so sexy ahaha", this show has the silver medalist for Best Bisexual of 2026, and kicked off one of my deepest hyper-fixations
Young Sherlock
500
Mia could change every single part of herself, grow beyond everything she has ever become, and forgive the people who have wronged her, but she will still be a victim of this
ragebait
500
This is in Mia's opinion the evilest Bisexual (I gave you a photo for help)
Ramsey Bolton
500
This ship is so good my dog is named after Character A's puppy love for Character B
Hilson
500
Mia won fame in a certain department in the high school after she got a 5 on a mock AP exam for this class she had not taken at that point
AP European History
500
Titled "I AM DECADES LATE" this media's mixture of catholic guilt and sibling relationships almost fixed my relationship with my brother
Trigun