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A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
The horses name was Friday!
What goes through cities and towns, but never moves?
the roads!
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
The future!
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle!
What has many rings but no fingers?
The telephone!
What gets bigger the more you take away
A Hole!
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What runs all around the backyard but never moves?
A fence!
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A Stamp!
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret!
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age?
What is brown and sticky?
A stick?
What's one thing that tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet!
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano!
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs, feet, or bellybuttons?
A deck of cards!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
I have no wings, but I can fly. I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and supper!
I’m odd, but take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
The number seven!
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river!
What kind of coat is better when it's put on wet?
A coat of paint!
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot!