The more there is the less you see
Darkness!!!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map!
How many months in the year has 28 days?
All of them have 28 days!
What is it that you can’t hold for more than a few seconds?
Your breath!
How many letters are in alphabet?
alphabet-8 letters
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
I have legs but cannot walk, what am i?
A chair!
I am made of water, but I’m not wet. What am I?
A cloud!
What has to be broken before you eat it ?
An egg
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
5! Every daughter has a brother
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong!
What’s green, but not a leaf; copies others, but is not a monkey?
A parrot!
I am black in colour, yet I’m colourless. What am I?
A shadow!
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9! (4 and 5)
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room!
I’m as hard as a rock, but I melt immediately in hot water. What am I?
An ice cube!
What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age
Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, Hard all around.
bed
You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?
Fork and knife!
What belongs to you, but other people use it more?
Your name!
What has teeth, but cannot chew?
A comb!
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror!