Technology
The accessory Mom wears that instantly lowers household communication stats by 80%.
What are headphones?
Mom's classic line when something is not her fault at all.
What is "Ok, it's my fault."
The item Mom can never find despite holding it five minutes ago.
What is her phone?
Her favorite music and time to listen to it.
What are chants at 4am?
What Mom does even when nobody notices.
What is take care of everything?
Mom’s favorite place to buy things.
What is Amazon?
Mom’s preferred phrase to communicate when upset at someone.
What is “tell *Name* that…”?
If an item is left out for more than 14 seconds, what will happen to it?
What is it will be put it away?
What happens to household rules over time.
What is they change depending on her mood?
She always reminds everyone to do this, even if snacks are already in hand.
What is eat healthy? (but of course, it's your choice)
Mom thought this button on the iPhone was the power button.
What is the upper Volume button?
You respond “What?” when Mom calls your name, and she responds...
What is nothing at all?
The family’s greatest unsolved mystery.
What is where did Mom put it away after cleaning?
In order to do this, Mom asks us every other day our schedule's are for the next three months.
What is book the family trip?
The presence that makes the house feel like home.
MOM <33