"Singin' I love rock n' roll..."
"So put another dime in the jukebox, baby"
Pool parties at this person's house were never complete without the infamous "car wash" game
Jill Baker
In High School, Mom suffered a rolled ankle while running across this athletic area
Shotput Circle/Court
"D.T.M." is Mom's go-to threat, usually when her phone calls go unanswered
Dead to Me
This 1977 album was recorded while the band's members were famously going through multiple breakups and divorces
Rumours (Fleetwood Mac)
"Well you're where you should be all the time..."
"And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend"
At the time Kevin had his appendix removed, Mom was sporting this chemically-treated hairstyle
Perm
When talking on the phone, Mom will use "W.T.D?" when trying to get information or tea
What's the Drama?
"Lynyrd Skynyrd" is a variation of the name of Leonard Skinner, who held this position at the band members' High School
Gym Teacher
"But these tears I can't hold inside..."
"Losin' you would end my life you see, cause you mean that much to me"
This woman has a tradition of giving quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies in the amount of the age you were turning on your birthday
Sue Rodobough
Born between May 21st and June 20th, this is Mom's zodiac sign
Gemini
Mom might use "W.N.W.N." when we are not being frugal or resourceful
Waste not, want not
In 2016, Bruce Springsteen released an autobiography called this, a tile he'd used before
Born to Run
"Then that time I went and said goodbye..."
"Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry, oo, baby, here I am"
This individual is featured in the iconic photo of our broken ping pong table
Kathy Davis
This 1993 horror-comedy is the movie Mom likes to watch specifically in the month of March
Leprechaun
In June, 1964, the Rolling Stones played their first live American gig in this southern state
Texas (San Antonio)
"Speed so fast, it felt like I was drunk..."
"City lights lay out before us and your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder and I, I"
While at Parkview Elementary School this person made a splash in the lake
Joey Macalardi
Mom's famous term "tairible" actually evolved from the name of this coffee-flavored Italian dessert
Tiramisu
When you are out and about, Mom will send "S.M.P." to see what you are up to and what you are wearing
Send me pics
This Australian Band got its name from an initials tag on a sewing machine standing for "alternating direct current"
ACDC