He's the handsomest man in the world
Clarence
Dirty little cottage with lots of windchimes, suncatchers, and lawn ornaments
Cobalt
Nox
Courtney
Asked their grandchild smuggle in cookies to eat after dinner (they are diabetic)
Jane
The Loch Ness Monster
What is Sargasso (American Eel)?
You're such a creepy little freak
Rico
Adobe style house with cactuses and rockwork in the front yard
Norman
Jason
Tries to flirt with the dance instructor (they are 22)
Miss Piggy
Mothman
What is Cree?
Old lady baby woman
Like just an actual castle
Glass Lizards duh
Barnaby
Pam
Said "I can't wait to play Bingo again" (they finished playing a game 10 minutes ago)
Who is Clarence?
A Sasquatch
What is Guillermo?
You're a prince amongst men
Guillermo
Dozer (Vinegaroon)
Wilson
Has a rotating door of relatives visiting them
Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
Such an accomplished young lady! So much talent in such a small body.
Mimosa
Classic A-frame cabin on a lake
Noodle and/or Rigatoni
Iris
Rachael
Is still in love with their high school sweetheart even though they married someone else, and now they keep telling the teenage volunteer to shoot their shot with Ben from Calculus
Sonora
The Squonk
What is Pancake?