The Buckeye State
The beloved Ohio amusement park that Connor would not stop making comparisons to while visiting Coney Island.
What is Cedar Point?
The 2021 winner of the time-honored “Game” between Connor’s graduate degree alma mater and their rival.
What is Harvard University?
Connor’s favorite beverage, the opposite of the stock market right now
Red Bull Market
Connor’s star sign, which according to astrology.com is “tender” “thankful,” “inspirational, and “typically possesses a powerful feminine energy.”
What is Cancer?
Connor’s favorite La Croix flavor, inspired by an Italian liqueur.
What is limoncello?
The river which the Guardians (namesake of the Cleveland baseball club) guard.
The sovereign state Connor can now get a visa for, since he attended an “elite” university.
What is the United Kingdom?
A 2003 Jack Black film that featured Connor’s first celebrity crush, a musical Cleveland landmark that Connor refuses to visit
School of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Connor celebrated his golden birthday in which sunny location, also the setting for the Robin Williams/Nathan Lane vehicle "The Birdcage?"
Where is Miami?
Connor hates this outdoor activity, made notorious by country singers and men on dating apps.
What is fishing?
The commonwealth in which Connor was born, even though he proudly claims Ohio as home.
What is Virginia?
The sporty topic of Connor's senior thesis, the next world championship of which is being held in Qatar.
What is soccer?
Network that aired Nathan for You, the name of Connor’s high school
Comedy Central Catholic
Connor’s birthday falls four days before his grandmother Nuala's, who was born in this country 60 years before.
What is Northern Ireland?
The singer who recently experienced a resurgence in popularity thanks to Stranger Things (don’t worry, Connor loved her before the Gen Zers).
Who is Kate Bush?
The show that featured an entire song about Cleveland, including the timeless lyric ”New York and Paris just don’t have the sights you see on Euclid Ave.”
What is 30 Rock?
The Notre Dame coach after which the stadium is named, a stadium which Connor once made a tiny pottery replica of.
Who is Knute Rockne?
African dish that Connor enjoyed during his travels, Notre Dame’s opponent in Connor’s first ever football game as an ND student
Jollof Rice University
Another June 26th baby is Jacob Elordi, who portrayed a teen heartthrob/sociopath on which hit HBO show?
What is Euphoria?
Who is Gaston?
The 25th U.S. president grandiosely entombed in Canton, Ohio.
Who is William McKinley?
Emily was originally set up with Connor’s friend when they first met* on this internet platform.
What is Zoom?
Holy namesake of the lake catty-corner to Morrissey Manor, the dictator Connor portrayed for a biography project in elementary school
St. Joseph Stalin
On June 26th 1945, the charter for which organization was signed in San Francisco?
What is the United Nations?
Connor’s dream job at 10 years old, inspired by his love of Mountain Dew.
What is a convenience store employee?