Cowboys and Aliens
"(Gunshots)...Sounded like a horse fly."
Ridiculous Six
-Ramon
Double!
"Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me."
Guardians of the Galaxy
-Rocket Raccoon
"So long, gay boys!"
The Hangover
-Leslie Chow
"They just can't get my nose right."
Tangled
-Flynn Rider
"I made my family disappear!"
Home Alone
-Kevin McCallister
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
-Darth Vader
"You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."
The Avengers
-Loki
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
Talladega Nights
-Cal Naughton Jr.
"Even the smallest bite from arachnicus deathicus will instantly paralyze..."
Megamind
-Megamind
"I only surround myself with people who I find intellectually stimulating."
My Girl
-Vada
Double!
"I was bred to be a warrior. Where did you train? On a farm?"
Man of Steel
-General Zod
"My girl left me. Yeah, my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van! It's nice."
Ant Man
-Luis
"Our love fern! It's dead!"
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
-Andie
"You'll feel a brief biting sensation, followed by death."
Hoppers
-Diane
"You threaten my son, you threaten me. You so much as cross into downtown, you will be sorry."
The Blind Side
-Leigh Anne Tuohy
"Get three coffins ready."
A Fistful of Dollars
-The Man with No Name
Double!
"And the Avengers? They went home."
Captain America: Civil War
-Zemo
Double!
"60% of the time, it works every time."
Anchorman
-Brian Fantana
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come on Squishy. Come on, little Squishy."
Finding Nemo
-Dory
"This kid is an L7 weenie!"
The Sandlot
-Squints
Double!
"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"
Toy Story
-Woody
"Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long."
Logan
-Wolverine
Double!
"I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a f**king race horse."
Wedding Crashers
-John (Owen Wilson)
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Kung Fu Panda
-Master Oogway
"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul..."
The Notebook
-Noah Calhoun