Class Inside Jokes
What word is banned from the class?
Glaze
7 x 6 = ?
42
Which number is greater: 0.6 or 0.06?
0.6
I am needed every single day.
Everyone says they had me.
Somehow, I disappear before the lesson even starts.
What am I?
A pencil.
When Mr. Xu says, "I'm not doing this today."
Whatever chaos just started is canceled immediately.
When Sweet Pea starts acting up they become...
Sour Pea
What is the verb of this sentence?
“The students sprinted outside.”
Sprinted
A square is always a rectangle.
T or F
True
I fall one time and the whole class turns around like breaking news just happened.
I roll across the floor dramatically.
What am I?
A water bottle.
When Mr. Xu says, “Make it make sense,” what does that really mean?
Explain your thinking because what you just said or did does not currently add up.
Mr. Xu gives the class a fun game, and somehow someone still finds a way to argue. What is this called?
Advanced crashing out or game is shut down
72
If you sharpen your pencil for 4 minutes, are you working hard?
No. You are completing a side quest.
I hold old papers, broken pencils, mystery crumbs, and sometimes an assignment from three weeks ago.
What am I?
A desk or a backpack
When Mr. Xu says, “We're about the get smoked” what does that really mean?
We are about to spend time drilling lining up/putting stuff away, etc. until it is perfect
What does Mr. Xu say when he is tired of you talking back?
"I don't argue with 4th graders"
What does main idea mean?
What is the lesson of the story that the author wants us to know?
A student says the theme of a story is “a boy and his dog.” Are they correct?
No.
That is probably the topic. The theme is the lesson or message.
When one person asks for me, suddenly everyone needs me.
What am I?
When Mr. Xu says, “Get off the struggle bus,” what does that really mean?
Your behavior is out of control and you need to get it together.
Who is the biggest person in the class?
Nas
Name one thing students suddenly need the second another student asks to go to the bathroom.
The bathroom
A student says, “Let me cook,” then gives an answer that makes no sense. What should happen?
Take the stove away.
I am supposed to be quiet.
But when someone whispers near me, somehow the whole table hears it.
What am I?
A mouth
When Mr. Xu stops talking and just looks at the class, what does that really mean?
The class has reached dangerous territory and needs to reset immediately.