Movies
Family vacation turns into survival simulator for the person left behind.
Home Alone
Soap opera for people who enjoy body slams.
Wrestling
Blue hedgehog solves problems by running directly into them.
Sonic
“Just a small-town girl, living in a lonely world…”
Don’t Stop Believin’ — Journey
Speed. I am Speed.
Lightning McQueen
Rich people freeze to death because a lady won’t share door space.
Titanic
People gallop through gym halls and somehow develop calves of steel.
Hobby Horsing
Small Italian repeatedly risks life for woman who keeps getting kidnapped.
Mario
“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me…”
All Star — Smash Mouth
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
Uncle Ben / Aunt May
Man builds dangerous theme park. Is shocked when dangerous animals are dangerous.
Jurassic Park
People who think being a janitor pays too much.
Curling
Siuuu
Ronaldo
“Mama, just killed a man…”
Bohemian Rhapsody — Queen
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
Master Oogway
Zebra convinces friends to abandon stable careers for wilderness chaos.
Madagascar
Grown adults aim tiny missiles at wall while crowd screams math at them.
Darts
A yellow rat says its own name for 25 years and is still able to have fully fledged conversations.
Pikachu
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed…”
The Monster — Eminem ft. Rihanna
“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”
The Lion King
Famous athlete learns friendship exists after destroying a small town’s road.
Cars
Sport invented so people could argue politely over kitchen rules.
Pickleball
Walking combination of campaign slogans, controversy, and koblihy.
Andrej Babiš
Hello darkness, my old friend…”
The Sound of Silence — Simon & Garfunkel
“After all this time? Always.”
Severus Snape