Riddles
What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog!
A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen
1955 is not the year he was born it was the hospital room he was born in
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
Hi
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Mud-donna
A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
You will hang me.
Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared, yet my bite harms no one and ladies delight in my touch.
What am I?
A comb.
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not
Counterfeit money
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
because of the nightbears
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
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Hiss and Hers
A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.
How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four brothers and three sisters.
I welcome the day with a show of light, I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by the noon, alas! I'm gone.
What am I?
The morning dew!
I'm a word that's hardly there. Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair. What am I?
Sparsely (No S = Parsley).
If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?
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peacocks don't lay eggs
Where do cows go to dance?
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the meatball
It's always 1 to 6,
it's always 15 to 20,
it's always 5,
but it's never 21,
unless it's flying.
I am a dice
Double my number, I'm less than a score, half of my number is less than four. Add one to my double when bakers are near, days of the week are still greater, I fear.
What am I?
The number six.
I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes.
What am I?
I am your hair.
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
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A mongoose.
You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the lightbulb. How?
You turn 2 switches "on" and leave 1 switch "off" and wait about a minute. Then enter the room, but just before you enter, turn one switch from "on" to "off". Once in the room, feel the lightbulb - if it is warm, but off, it has to be the last switch you turned off. If it is on, it has to be the switch left on. If it is cold and is off, it has to be the switch you left in the off position.
Many-manned scud-thumper, Maker of worn wood, Shrub-ruster, Sky-mocker, Rave! Portly pusher, Wind-slave.
What am I?
The ocean!
Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us.
What are we?
Pepper.
The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
A gift
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.