"I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!"
Troop Beverly Hills
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
Princess Bride
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
Mean Girls
"You can’t handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men
“She Gave Me A Pen. I Gave Her My Heart, And She Gave Me A Pen."
Say Anything
"Mischief managed!"
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"
Monsters, Inc
"Never say 'who's there?' Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish."
Scream
"YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!"
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band, and they break up."
The Wedding Singer
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Forrest Gump
“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
Notting Hill
"I invented Post-Its."
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
"I'm in a dress, I have gel in my hair... I'm armed. Don't mess with me!"
Miss Congeniality
"I smell children."
Hocus Pocus
"Bye, Felisha."
Friday
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
The Godfather, Part II
"If you ain't first, you're last."
Talladega Nights
"And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!"
Shrek
“I got her number. How do you like them apples?”
Good Will Hunting
"‘Tis but a scratch!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Here’s looking at you, kid."
Casablanca
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws
"It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"
A Goofy Movie
"I believe you have my stapler.”
Office Space