Blorbo Shmlorbo
The silly, spherical little British moron we all hate
Who is Wheatley?
A sweet but slightly clueless British computer nerd
Who is Maurice Moss?
A funkily-dressed, ginger-haired alien who smiles too widely and is far too energetic
Who is Ford Prefect?
In kindergarten, I began writing a book about a girl detective whom I unknowingly gave the same last name as this Russian dictator
Who is Josef Stalin?
The sweet spectacled town doctor who loves airplanes and coffee
Who is Harvey from Stardew Valley?
When I was 6, I got this object stuck in my hair and decided to cut it out with my school scissors
What is a toy spatula?
A middle school favorite: this short, large-forehead-possessing loser can be found reading books, making sarcastic remarks, and being tormented by a grown man who hates teenagers
Who is Noah from Total Drama?