Ultimate Joke
What do you call a Camel with no hump?
Humphrey
Pirate catch phrase of grumbling or disgust
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Where did the ark come to rest after the flood?
The mountains of Ararat
Who was the founder of Lions Clubs International?
Melvin Jones in 1917 in Chicago, Illinois.
What you do matters more than what you say.
Actions speak louder than words.
What kind of belly buttons do cars have?
Audi
A small lookout platform near the mast to see long distances
Crow’s Nest
Which animal did Noah send out to see if the land was dry?
A dove
Who first inspired Lions to take on sight and blindness-prevention projects in 1925?
Helen Keller when she addressed the International Convention
To start a conversation in a social setting to relieve tension.
Break the ice.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron man stops the bad guys......Aluminum man Foils their plans.
The pirate is calling you an insulting name
Scurvy Dog
How long did the rain last?
40 days
What was the first country outside the United States to have a Lions Club?
Canada, Windsor Ontario
To end a conflict or make peace
Bury the hatchet
What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the rear end?
A Megasaurass.
Very drunk, intoxicated
Three Sheets to the Wind
How long did Noah stay on the ark before the Lord told him it was time to get out?
Over one year.
What do the letters "L.I.O.N.S." commonly stand for in the popular organization meaning?
Liberty, Intelligence, Our Nation's Safety
People with similar interests or backgrounds tend to associate with each other.
Birds of a feather flock together
Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
Because it was Chewy.
Experienced pirate or sailor
Old Salt
How big was Noah's ark?
450 ft.
Who is the 2026–2027 International President of Lions Clubs International?
Mark S. Lyon.
It is better to keep what you have right now than to risk losing it by chasing something uncertain
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush