Fall Jokes
Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
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midnight
This monster is from ancient Egypt and is wrapped up in cloth to preserve them for the after life.
What is a Mummy?
Which horror-comedy features witches returning to Salem on Halloween night?
Hocus Pocus.
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harvest
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
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sweatshirt
How long is the world’s longest Haunted House? A)3,654ft
B)4,461ft
C)2,289ft
D)5,896ft
A) 3,654ft long
Which movie is set in a small town where a masked figure returns every Halloween?
Halloween
Who was the first group of people in history to use scarecrows?
The Egyptians
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in the cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
careorcws
scarecrow
What was Disney’s Hocus Pocus originally titled?
A) Witch Hunt
B) Halloween House
C) Spooktown
D) A Spooky Halloween
B) Halloween House
In Coraline, what creepy detail reveals the Other Mother’s true nature?
She has buttons for eyes.
Why didn't the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends?
She was ex-spelled from school!
What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
HarVEST!
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chestnuts
Which city throws the biggest Halloween parade in the US?
New York City
In what movie did Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman's mom die of a broken?
Practical Magic
Americans buy enough candy during Halloween week to fill six ____.
A. Titanics
B. Football Fields
C. Grocery Stores
A. Titanics
On Halloween, we spend an estimated $9 billion on it.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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decorations
What year were there two Thanksgivings?
A)1943
B)1927
C)1937
D)1939
D)1939
What happened to Casper the friendly gosht.. How did he die and why is he stuck at the house.
He passed from pneumonia at age 12, he chooses to stay with his father as a ghost.
When is fall in the Southern Hemisphere?
What is March through May