Squish 'n Josh
This move is executed by pressing one's buttocks up against the frontside of the other
What is The Contact
This advice comes by way of a rhyme, and requests someone to "act as if"
What is fake it till you make it
Usually uttered before incoming embarrassment or when something is about to go too far
What is "REEEEELAXXXXX"
Hard to know what they're doing, but this person will usually send emails post 6 PM
Who is Daniella
The Chicago Bears are moving to this state
What is Indiana
This "Heart of Glass" artist is also a Church
What is Blondie
According to AA literature, it is this that is recognized as "the number one offender"
What is resentment
Accompanied by two pats, this is the phrase when Josh has to urinate.. again
What is "one sec" or "pop up"
If you want to get in with the 'big wigs,' you can go upstairs and work your magic with this person
Who is John Risner
This Quarterback is known for his "spiritual renovation" trips, consisting of taking "Ayahuasca"
Who is Aaron Rodgers
They've decided on this as the original "anniversary date"
What is February 27th
First synthesized in 1893 in Japan, this drug was widely issued as a stimulant to soldiers on both sides during World War II, under names like Pervitin.
What is methamphetamine
When perturbed or displeased, he won't admit to being upset, but instead will compliment you with this
What is "I'm just so impressed"
This navigator hardly works with Buffalo Valley after shooting his shot with Tina Klein
Who is Coley
According to Josh, this is the worst franchise in all of sports
Who are the Vegas Golden Knights
This is incorrect birthdate is listed on "elite prospects"
Severe tooth decay, gum disease, and tooth loss caused by long-term methamphetamine abuse Drug Facts is commonly referred to by this colloquial term.
What is meth mouth
This phrase is said over minor disturbances. For example, when Elizabeth continuously forgets Josh's middle name
What is "that's what I love about you"
Recovery Unplugged navigator that will sometimes bring lunch
Who is Zach Venoitte
Bubba's favorite player, Lionel Messi, is often pit against this fierce rival as to who is the greatest soccer player of all time
Who is Cristiano Ronaldo
Sydney Fyfe said, "trying is having the _________ to fail"
What is intention
Often caused by a misunderstanding of the facts, it's a widely held but false belief or idea, like the "fact" that we only use 10% of our brains.
What is a misconception
This "dirty talk" line may be overused at this point, but it still rings true to Josh and it's used in most "sessions"
What is "ILYTWP"
Former Call Center Boss
Who is Kristy McCann
In Soccer, when a referee needs to take another look at play, it goes to this three letter acronym
What is VAR