The Ambigous Bible
I know you are, but what am I?
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Kids say the darnedest things
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A. An overacting performer, the hind legs of swine, the son of Noah.
Q. Who is "Ham"
100
A. Cain and Abel
Q. What is tiller of the ground and keeper of sheep.
100
A. "Whoever stole our air conditioning units, keep them. It's gonna be ______ where you are going."
What is "Hot"
100
"Solomon who is one of David's sons, had 300 wives, and 700 porcupines." A. According to the Jewish law Solomon committed 3 sins against God: he married foreign women, had many horses, ate to much, and owned lots of gold. Which one is not considered one of those sins.
Q. What is "ate to much"
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A. Which of these offenses in Judiasm does not require stoning: Getting married as though a virgin, when not a virgin; Breaking Sabbath; Enticing others to polytheism; Laughing at God
Q. What is laughing at God(although cursing at God is).
200
A. A tract of land or parcel, The portion in life assigned by fate or Providence; one's fate, fortune, or destiny, Is a descendant of Jesus through David's great-grandmother Ruth.
Q. Who is "Lot"?
200
A. James and John, Simon and Mathew
Q. What are fisherman, a zealot, and a tax collector.
200
A. Need a Lifeguard? Ours ____ on ______."
Q. What is "walks on water."
200
"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread,which is bread without any ingredients." A. Food was not manna's only use; one classical rabbinical source states that the fragrant odor of manna was used in an Israelite _________.
Q. What is perfume.
200
A. Mt. Sinai is the mountain on which the Ten Commandments were given to Moses by God. However in the Book of Deuteronomy, these events are described as having transpired on this mountain.
Q. What is Mt. Horeb.
300
A. The free and unmerited love of God, skills that are needed for behaving in a polite way in social situations, and a Christian hymn published in 1779.
Q. What is "Grace"?
300
A. israel and Judah **DAILY DOUBLE DAILY DOUBLE**
Q. What are the North and South kingdoms.
300
A. "To prevent sinburn use __________"
Q. What is "sonscreen"
300
"Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption." A. The Immaculate Conception, according to the teaching of the Catholic Church, was the conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary in her mother's womb free from _________by virtue of the foreseen merits of her son Jesus Christ.
Q. What is "Original Sin"
300
A. This is another name for brimstone.
Q. What is Sulfur
400
A. A special ability that allows someone to do something well; America's got it. An ancient measurement of weight
Q. What is(a)"talent"
400
A. Apostle and Discible
Q. The word “disciple” refers to a learner or follower. The word “apostle” means “one who is sent out.
400
A. "Come on in, this church has __________ conditioning."
Q. What is "Prayer"
400
A. "Moses died before he ever reached Texas." God denied Moses entering into this.
Q. What is the promised land(Cannan).
400
A. The Last Supper provides the scriptural basis for this_________. **DAILY DOUBLE** **DAILY DOUBLE**
Q. What is the Eucharist, also known as "Holy Communion" or "The Lord's Supper".[4]
500
A. Mandate, One Decalogue, One of the 613 mitzvot of Judaism, An order of authority.
Q. What is a Commandment.
500
A. Michael and Lucifer
Q. What is an Arch Angel and a Cheribum
500
A. "WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent ________."
What is "burning"
500
"David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times." A. This is what David did after killing Goliath.
Q. What is took Goliath's sword and beheded him.
500
A. The Holy Grail is generally considered to be the cup from which Christ drank at the Last Supper and the one used by ______ ____ _______ to catch his blood as he hung on the cross
Q. Who is Joseph of Arimathea
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