A Tail of
Two Kitties
Two Kitties
If you called this feline's name twice, you'd technically be addressing him by both his first and middle name.
What is Salem? (Salem Salem Copain)
According to Zach, Shelbi resembles this sweet, soft fruit.
What is a Peach?
Famously played by Ewan McGregor, this man is known across the galaxy as a dead ringer for Zach himself.
Obiwan Kenobi
Ed knows when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, as he regularly tests his luck and strategy playing this card game semi-professionally.
What is poker?
Meaning "friend" in French, this surname belongs to a beloved friend near you.
What is Copain?
Ranking immediately below a lieutenant or captain, this title oversees shift operations or patrol units and is also part of Spaghetti's middle name, "X-Snuggles"
What is Sergeant? (Sgt. Spaghetti Snuggles Copain)
On stage in Suessical the Musical Jr. Shelbi famously showed off her range by playing these two wildly different characters.
Who are the Sour Kangaroo and the Cat in the Hat?
"My baby's sweet as can be, she gives me tooth aches just from kissing me" cries Zach's favorite artist.
Who is Hozier?
Dr. John Stith Pemberton originally created Ed's favorite drink as a patent medicine and morphine addiction treatment, marketing it to cure headaches, fatigue, and stomach issues.
What is Coca Cola?
This beautiful European country is known for flamenco and tapas.
What is Spain?
While most cats prefer fish or catnip, Spaghetti has a far stranger obsessions with this specific part of the human anatomy?
What are feet?
Shelbi recently graced the stage in two hit musicals: one inspired by Elvis and the another about a guy eliminiating his relatives for an inheritance.
What are "All Shook Up" and "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder"?
One of Zach's favorite flavors, it's unique natural color is owed to plant pigments called anthocyanins.
What is blueberry?
Big family gatherings require plenty of seating, as Ed grew up with this large number of brothers and sisters.
What is 8?
Panadol, Naproxen sodium, Celecoxib, Diclofenac, Tramadol, and Codein.
What are Painkillers?
In human calendar years, this is the age gap separating brothers/enemies Salem and Spaghetti.
What is 2 years?
You'd need more than two hands to count the furry friends in Shelbi's mom's house, which reached a bustling total of this many cats and dogs living under one roof.
What is 17? (8 dogs and 9 cats)
This part of the body contains 14 bones and is the only body part Zach has ever broken.
What is toes?
Out of all of Ed's numerous siblings, cousins, and second cousings, this is the total number who share the Copain last name outside of Ed and Shelbi.
What is zero?
Most notably used by Indigenous North American tribes and ancient Germanic groups, this substance was used for its spiritual power, mental preparation, and intimidating nature.
What is warpaint?
Between Salem and Spaghetti, this feline holds the record for racking up the single highest total medical bills at the vet the Copain's have received thus far.
Who is Spaghetti?
New Orleans has been blessed with hosting Shelbi's entire academic journey. These four academic institutions were there for Shelbi from Kindergarten through graduate school.
What are Saint Dominic, Hynes, Franklin, and Loyola?
Home to the oldest state capital in the U.S., this city is a Newsies song and Zach's birthplace.
What is Santa Fe, New Mexico?
Long before he became the "King of Rock and Roll", this music legend attended Ed's very same elementary school.
Who is Elvis Presley?
To do something with extreme care, great effort, thoroughness, and close attention to detail.
What is to do something painstakingly?