The 10 (or Ten) Commandments
1
Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Sisera was killed when this women "staked" her claim to the kingdom of heaven
Jael
Don't get up! When making bread for the sacrifice, make sure you omit this ingredient
Leavening (or yeast)
"You must never let anyone define your limits because of where you come from"
Disney (Gusteau, Ratatouille)
I don't find this sinister at all, but only one of you is left handed
Adeline
Thou shalt not kill
6
Maybe Joshua was a little jealous of Moses, after all Joshua only parted this smaller body of water
Jordan River
Often compared to an early baptismal font, this is the spot where priests would ceremoniously wash themselves
The Bronze Laver
"Sometimes the smallest things take the most room in your heart"
Disney (Piglet)
Forget about today, this person asked in a prayer to "Please bless we have a good day at school tomorrow"
Rosalie
Honor thy father and thy mother
5
Holy of Holies
The priests of Israel would put all of the sins of the nation on this specially named animal, before setting it free into the wilderness
Scapegoat
"When we love somebody we show it by doing something nice"
Doctrine (Russell M Nelson)
Someone should talk to brother Mairs, he's trying to kick a Monster energy drink habit by replacing it with this drink, which sounds even scarier!
Liquid Death
10
Thou shalt not covet
Look out Shrek! This Moabite false prophet also has a talking donkey
Balaam
Make sure you are always facing the Lord, much like how the tabernacle always faced this direction
East
"The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work"
Disney (Tiana, The Princess and the Frog)
Brother Mairs pulls double duty in the church, alongside his calling as a seminary teacher he also is called to be this
Ward Clerk
9
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
Orpah
Surrounded by golden cherubim, this spot on the ark of the covenant is where Jehovah would stand while conversing with the prophet
The Mercy Seat
"Stay in the boat"
M. Russell Ballard
Say what you will about the Pharaoh's singing voice, but he does do a good impression of this pioneer of rock and roll
Elvis