Watchin' TV
Glen Ridge Substitutes
Old People Interpreting New Slang
Glen Ridge
Teachers
Miscellaneous
100
This teenage superhero gained powers after being trapped in a very strange machine built by his parents/
Who is Danny Phantom?
100
This substitute is an avid runner.
Who is Mr. Kartanowicz?
100
When that young person can't seem to walk in a straight line and wears their pants down low.
What is "swag"?
100
He is a jacked Earth Science teacher who is also a fantastic weather man
Who is Mr.McLearie?
100
This continent has never hosted an Olympic Game.
What is "Antarctica"?
200
It's the orginial fire-type starter in Pokemon and eventually evolves into Charizard
What is Charmander?
200
He is the coach of the Ridger Track and Field Team
Who is Mr./Coach Ford?
200
People say my grandson is like this; if he's cold, I'll knit him a sweater.
What is "chill"?
200
This Social Studies teacher once was an assistant coach for the New York Knicks
Who is Mr.Majewski?
200
License plates in New Hampshire contain the motto "Live Free or Die," despite being manufactured in these institutions.
What are "prisons"?
300
This hotel heiress often got into shenanigans with twins Zack and Cody.
Who is London Tipton?
300
This often-grumpy substitute is known for wearing spiky hair and bow ties.
Who is Mr. Haden?
300
What I assume to be a special kind of frozen yogurt that Drake eats.
What is "yolo"?
300
These two English teachers have the biggest bromance in Glen Ridge High School
Who are Mr.Hansen and Mr.Cannici?
300
The act of cave-diving.
What is "spelunking"?
400
This Cartoon Network show was cancelled for being "too scary."
What is "Courage the Cowardly Dog"?
400
This substitute is known for having a variety of wordees.
Who is Mr.Ebling/Mr.E?
400
I think it's how Australians say "hello."
What is "hella"?
400
Don't kick the cone or this PE teacher will kick your grade
Who is Mr.Reitberger?
400
The length of a bowling alley.
What is 60 feet?
500
Boy-genius Jimmy Neutron's beloved robot-dog.
Who is "Goddard"?
500
This substitute sometimes works at Just Sandwiches
Who is Mr. Gareffa?
500
Either something is uncomfortable or there's an angry bovine in the room.
What is "mad awks"?
500
This teacher is the advisor for Model UN and Community Service Club
Who is Mr.George?
500
It's the "D" in Franklin D. Roosevelt.
What is "Delano"?
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