Dr. Egli
What is Dr. Egli's favorite thing to do in her free time?
a) fail students on history exams
b) read
c) cook for her children
b) read
Who is Mr. Stanlea's favorite athlete?
a) Patrick Mahomes
b) Carson Stanlea
c) Michael Jordan
c) MJ
What is one skill Sam would choose to master instantly if possible?
a) guitar
b) puppetry
c) burping on command
a) guitar
What is Charis' favorite way to spend a weekend?
a) shopping
b) without Maggie
c) sleeping
c) sleeping
What child is Mr. Stanlea's favorite (according to Joy)?
a) the dog
b) the Joy
c) the Carson
b) Joy "joybug" Stanlea
What is one thing Dr. Egli cannot live one day without?
a) smoking
b) oatmeal
c) devotions
b) oatmeal
What is the weirdest job Mr. Stanlea has ever worked?
a) grave digger
b) Mcdonald's burger flipper
c) thrift store manager
c) thrift store manager
What is Sam's favorite band?
a) Metallica
b) Iron Maiden
c) Dragonforce
c) Dragonforce
What is Charis' weirdest talent or hobby?
a) whistling with her nose
b) talking to herself
c) playing the piano upsidedown
b) talking to herself
What is the best vacation Joy has ever been on?
a) Wisconsin
b) Bahamas
c) Branson
a) Wisconsin
What is Dr. Egli most likely to get arrested for?
a) Breaking into a federal building in DC
b) Stealing the Declaration of Independence
c) Smuggling illegal immigrants
a) Breaking into a federal building in DC
What is Mr. Stanlea most likely to get arrested for?
a) killing someone who hurt his Joybug
b) shoplifting Jordans
c) physical altercation with the Northland AD
a) killing someone who hurt his Joybug
What is Sam's craziest theology hot take?
a) Jesus is not fully God
b) Genesis is poetry
c) The Garden of Eden wasn't perfect
c) The Garden of Eden wasn't perfect
If Charis could have dinner with anyone in all of history who would she choose?
a) James Clifford Stanlea
b) Jesus of Nazareth
c) Ishowspeed
a) James Clifford Stanlea
What is one thing Joy cannot live a day without?
a) "me"
b) "Our Father who art in heaven"
c) "cheetos"
a) "me" - Joy that's a weird answer