Feats of Strength & Athletics
Amy flexed her well honed brother bopping arm to break this record.
Kills State Record - 39ct, 9/8/2003, Brunswick
Where's the road?!?
Driving to volleyball tournaments
This place of employment had Amy fielding regular requests from extended family in Cleveland
Liquor World
Wellington Drive was the perfect runway for this activity with neighborhood friends.
Dressing up and walking around the block
One of the last recipients of an authentic Gordon nickname, Amy was called this
Beem bomb bats-a-doobie
Inspite of zero speed, form, or general technique - Amy showed that when there is a will, there is a way to a school record
Pole Vault
Mom was mortified having to ask the neighbors if they’d seen Amy only to find her here…
Sleeping under her bed
Having previously learned her curmudgeonly boss despised when customers asked questions when ordering, Amy had to hold back her laughter when Mickie stepped up to the window and unleashed a cascading litany of questions as she mentally digested the menu at this local spot
Dairy King
Is Amy there?
Kelly Bialowski
Thanks to Allison’s lessons, Amy leveled up from this to this in marching band
Symbols to Snare Drum
A trip to the Emergency Room vindicated Amy from earlier accusations and ridicule from her family for being out of shape, as she somehow managed to pull off both of these while operating with the capacity of one lung
Hiking a mountain in Alaskan mountains and running a leg in a marathon relay
This super power of Amy's really conflicted with Mom's motto of "no naps, no sleeping in"
Sleeping
If you bet with your coworkers she’d only last one day here, you’d be wrong…
Duck tape factory
Despite possibly knowing better, Amy couldn't resist a fun time in elementary school with this friend
Weesam (rolling in garbage cans in the hallway)
Finish this phrase: c’mon…
Aiiiimeeeee (you can do it Aiimmeee!)
This running form deployed by Amy was ultimately deemed ineffective
T-Rex
If you want to make Mom struggle to find one of her silver mixing bowl for weeks, do this.
Makie brownie mix to eat as a snack and forget that you left it in the basement next to the couch
Amy fulfilled a childhood fantasy when she scored a job at this local family entertainment joint
Chuck E Cheese
The best part of waking up is the smell of brussell sprouts for breakfast
Kasha
When the car radio is stuck on the Disney channel and you have 4 hours of flabbing all over the road driving to a college visit with your friend, you should bring one of these
Boom box
Need to generate extra power in your leg, just grow one of these…
Hook
A nearly foolproof plan until a volleyball tournament led Mom to discover her secret.
Hiding her food in napkins in the random container underneath the buffet, which she was responsible for dusting.
Among the illustrious entries on her resume, this job left Amy with a particularly pungent aroma
Subway
Amy exposed this friend to her cousin’s unfettered testosterone while on vacation
Brittnay
Amy's life hack for dealing with an overdue shower schedule
Baby powder your hair