Greatest Value
Sarah Rose cites these crispy potato slices as her low-sodium favorite, found at Walmart.
Great ValueTM Lightly Salted Potato Chips
This long-time youth staff member, though known for being well-read and utilizing a "highly relevant and cool" vocabulary, did not graduate with a degree in English, though they did minor in the eloquent subject for a brief time in college.
Bryce Davis
The highest point in the U.S. is atop Mt. McKinley (known to natives as "Denali"), located in this notorious cold and massive state, separated from the mainland.
Alaska
The Colonel absolutely insists you stop to dine at this "finger-lickin' good" Southern chicken restaurant, often referred to simply by its initials.
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Sweet tropical citrus flavor makes this quintessential non-mint Tic Tac flavor a lot less like a breath mint and a lot more like a candy.
Orange
Of all Walmart's quick snacks, Noah is known to favor these oblong, pointy tree nuts, which appear throughout the Bible as a symbol of the richness of Israel's land, and as the double entendre behind Jeremiah's "watching tree."
Great ValueTM Almonds
This youth helper seemingly sought to explore their options while in school, boasting minors in both biblical studies and dance in the course of their college career.
Mt. Whitney boasts the title of second-highest mountain in the United States, and the highest point in the Sierra Nevadas, and can be found in this sizeable Pacific state.
California
This chicken joint is known for its roots in the cajun cuisine of Louisiana, and stands out among restaurants, thanks to its branches' bright orange color.
Popeye's
Can't decide on one fruit-flavored breath mint? Collect 'em all with this cascade of fruit-flavored Tic Tacs, all in one multicolored, pocket-sized container.
Fruit AdventureTM
Sarah Beth's favorite off-brand snack is this dried tropical fruit, found at Target (and often improperly pronounced by our dear friend, Aliyah Vallejos).
Good & GatherTM Unsweetened Dried Mangoes
This youth helper majored in missions for time, but eventually demoted the subject to their minor, graduating instead with a major in Bible.
Wright Whitney
This U.S. state, situated around the heights of the Rocky Mountains, is home to much of America's natural beauty, including the nation's third-highest point, atop Mt. Elbert.
Colorado
This heavenly chicken joint is known for its founder's Christian commitment, boasting the second-highest sales of any restaurant chain in America, in spite of being closed on Sundays.
Chick-Fil-A
Obey your thirst (and everyone telling you that you need a mint) by popping one of these lemon-lime soda-themed Tic Tacs!
Sprite
This royalty-free version of America's favorite zero-sugar cola can be found at your local Walmart, under the name of someone presumably called Samuel.
Zero Sugar Sam's ColaTM
This youth helper chose to minor in studio art, reflecting their artistic disposition in both their major and minor.
Sarah Rose Peacock
This U.S. state hosts the fourth highest point in the nation, which is known to many Americans as the stratovolcano Mt. Rainier, but known to local Amerindian tribes as "Tacoma."
Washington
This reztaurant's "indescribably good" chicken came to be in Statesboro, Georgia, in 1990, as two co-founders "decided to roll the dice on a new kind of restaurant; a kind of restaurant that sold chicken fingers... as a main course."
Can't decide on a fruit or Coke flavored Tic Tac? Why not have both? This flavor makes it possible.
Cherry Cola
Wright's favorite off-brand snack is a faithful recreation of America's favorite crunchy, cheesy, lightly salted snack squares, found at Walmart.
Great ValueTM Cheddar Cheese Crackers
This youth helper had their work cut out for them in college, juggling a major with two minors: communications and psychology.
SaraCaroline Jones
The fifth-heightest point in America is to be found at Gannett Peak, in this sparsely-populated (and windy) Great Plains state.
Wyoming
Founded in 1977, this biscuits-and-chicken restaurant takes its name from a song written in 1970 by Jerry Jeff Walker, based on a man he met in New Orleans jail in 1965, who used this name as an alias to hide his true identity.
Bojangles
Pair the classic non-mint flavored Tic Tac with another essential citrus fruit for this tropical-tasting Tic Tac flavor.