CHATGPT PROMPTS & QUERIES
Mention my degree from clown college & my 5+ years of experience in balloon making when you draw up this document for me
resume
I could feel the judge's blood start to boil after Sol's cell phone went off once again, its ringtone "My Humps" by this group
the Black Eyed Peas
This title feline says, "I know it is wet & the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny!"
the Cat in the Hat
Taking a pregnant pause:
ovum
ova
The narrator of "The Black Cat" goes mad, not unlike the narrator of "The Tell-Tale Heart", another macabre tale by this author
Edgar Allan Poe
I've got a quiz booth at Black Rock City; how long does it take to drive from Los Angeles to this annual festival in Nevada?
Burning Man
Sol's closing argument called this person, the term for the one who speaks for the jury, a bonehead
a foreman
Named after Winston Churchill, the cat in this Stephen King novel dies & then... un-dies
Pet Sematary
Figure out the relationship:
son-in-law
sons-in-law
Can you settle #dressgate from 2015 & reveal if that dress was really white & gold or these 2 colors? (It was those 2!)
blue & black
After multiple warnings about wearing silly wigs to trial, Sol got thrown in jail for this charge "of court"
contempt
Daily Double!!
The narrator of "The Black Cat" goes mad, not unlike the narrator of "The Tell-Tale Heart", another macabre tale by this author
Be super-smart with the 5-letter plural:
genius
genii
I need to "tip off" my family that I hired a mohel to perform this Jewish ceremony for my baby boy--can you make an announcement?
a bris
Sol is constantly objecting, & when the judge rules against him with this other "O" word, Sol says, "Whatever"
overruled
Hermione Granger's loyal pet was this half-cat, half-kneazle with a knack for sussing out unsavory characters
Crookshanks
Time to bring 'em in:
sheaf
sheaves
Which advocate for nonviolence would win in a fight, this "Walden" writer or Gandhi?
Thoreau
Sol always asks odd questions like "What's your sign?" during this French-named 2-word jury selection process
voir dire
This Truman Capote character says of her cat, "It's... inconvenient, his not having a name. But I haven't any right to give him one"
Holly Golightly
Letting you say "indexes" would be ridiculous, so give us the one with no X in it:
index
indices