ROUGH MOVIE REVIEWS
SCI-FI & FANTASY BOOKS
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER
WAYS TO SAY GET LOST
DD!!
200

Not Team Edward nor Team Jacob, The Austin Chronicle "had mosquito bites that were more passionate than" this 2008 film

Twilight

200

"The Sword in the Stone" is the first part of an epic quartet of books by T.H. White that tells the story of this king

King Arthur

200

It's been in use by Heinz since 1896, despite never referring to an actual quantity of anything

57

200

The OED says this word is used to "drive away poultry, birds, or other intruders"; presumably that includes flies

shoo

200

Expressing relief that something's gone, this phrase shows up in both Shakespeare (1609) & Green Day (a few years later)

"Good Riddance"

400

A Letterboxd review of this 2018 Emily Blunt / John Krasinski film: "Why the (bleep) would you have another baby"?

A Quiet Place

400

No relation to the late night host, this sword-slinging barbarian created by Robert E. Howard debuted in the 1930s

Conan the Barbarian

400

It's how many Spartans died fighting the Persian army at Thermopylae, at least according to the title of a 2006 film

300

400

Michael Jackson used this "get lost" phrase as the title of a song about avoiding violence at all costs

beat it

600

On 1994's "North", he wrote, "I hated (the) movie. Hated hated hated hated hated (the) movie. Hated it"; Siskel, also not a fan

Ebert

600

"Contact" is a 1985 novel from this astronomer who taught us about space on his PBS show "Cosmos"


Carl Sagan

600

It's 2 numbers, actually, & together they mean "message received" in radio-speak

10-4

600

Drop the last 3 letters of a way to cook eggs to get this word meaning "depart quickly"

scram

800

Sorry, Ms. Bullock! Rotten Tomatoes' "100 Worst Movies of All Time" included this "2: Cruise Control" & its "laughable dialogue"

Speed 2

800

A Catholic prayer is in the title of this Andy Weir book about a star-bound molecular biologist trying to save Earth

Project Hail Mary

800

In a Proclaimers hit it's the total miles the singer would walk just to be the man who had fallen down at a door after walking that far

1,000 miles

800

Daily Double!!

Expressing relief that something's gone, this phrase shows up in both Shakespeare (1609) & Green Day (a few years later)

1000

An Amazon review of this 2013 film about Solomon Northup somewhat missed the point: "I did not like the treatment of people"; 1 star

12 Years a Slave

1000

Set in Westeros, "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is by this author

George R.R. Martin

1000

Come on, Christmas wasn't that long ago; this number comes right before "geese a-laying"

6

1000

If puns are your thing, instead of saying "Get lost", you might opt for "Make like a tree &" do this

leave

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