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Colton Burgess
Book Reviews
100

Before we "Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment" or perform a "Teenage Lobotomy" like the Ramones keep asking for, let's start with a CAT scan... which stands for this.

What is computerized axial tomography?

100

Zero helps his friends dig in a dried up lake at a juvenile detention center as the deuteragonist of this YA novel. 

What is Holes

100

The best tool for dirty vegetables: an onion brush

Who is Noah Rubinson?

100

It is the title of Stephen King's novel about a creepy clown and a pretty messed up town in Maine. 

What is It

100

Falling water, a strap used to control a horse, and/or a royal rule or authority. 

What is rain / rein / reign?

100

Ever a fan of the classics, Colton attests that this 1954 novel about a group of boarding school students stranded on an island "sucks." 

What is Lord of the Flies?

200

This big name is psychology (and founder of dream theory) is exactly what Green Day's asking for in their song "Basket Case"-- "a shrink to analyze my dreams."

Who is Sigmund Freud?

200

The point at which all molecular motion stops, also known as this. 

What is absolute zero?

200

When you can't take your horse to a haunted house, because it's a gutless bronco.

Who is Colton Burgess?

200

In 1452, Leonardo di Vinci was born near a small Tuscan hill town called this. 

What is Vinci?

200
A vegetable, a proofreading symbol, and/or a unit for measuring gemstones. 

What is a carrot / caret / carat?

200

In a way, this 1818 book (heralded as the first science fiction novel) is Colton's favorite story about bodybuilding. 

What is Frankenstein?

300

The Clash's Joe Strummer sings, "The ice age is coming, the sun's zoomin' in / Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin / Engines stop running, but I have no fear..." maybe because he's engaging in this Freudian defense mechanism?

What is denial?

300

"Zero" is the fourth track on Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, the third studio album from this bad. 

Who are the Smashing Pumpkins?

300

Coffee critters, caffeine creatures... java rodents

Who is Jordan Vesta?

300

The major powers of Europe were involved in this war that lasted the 7 years between 1756 & 1763.

What is the Seven Years' War?

300

A public celebration, the cost of a ride, and/or a lighthouse (en francais)? 

What is a fair / fare / phare?

300

Per Colton, this 1925 novel, despite its self-aggrandizing title, was only "pretty good."

What is The Great Gatsby

400

When New Found Glory sang, "I'll write these nerves together / Hoping for a chance to think on time," it seems like a direct reference to this, the brain's ability to change and reorganize based on repeated experiences. 

What is neuroplasticity? 

400

In his poem, "The Nightmare Before Christmas," Jack Skellington's dog Zero is described as "a little ghost dog with a faint little bark, and a jack-o-lantern nose that glowed in the dark." 

Who is Tim Burton?

400

Not unpopular, just... lacking parties

Who is Sean Gilpatrick?

400

It's the hall where the Declaration of Independence was signed.

What is Independence Hall?

400

A fastening, as in never, and/or nothing. 

What is knot / not / nought?

400

When asked about this 1846 Alexandre Dumas novel, Colton said, "it got boring so I gave up." Imagine if protagonist Edmond Dantès felt that way...

What is The Count of Monte Cristo?

500

In "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag, lead singer Henry Rollins is having a bad time... and also listing some symptoms straight out of this giant purple book that we looked through in class.

What is the DSM-5?

500

He was the author of the novel Less Than Zero (and also American Psycho a little bit later). 

Who is Bret Easton Ellis?

500

The question a farmer with too many less-than-scholarly animals might often ask: need a moronic goat?

Who is Eden Notargiacomo?

500

Hofstadter's Law is formulated as "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account..." this.

What is Hofstadter's Law?

500

Reasons, having good judgment, and/or triangles of railroad track. 

What is whys / wise / wyes?

500

This 1974 Joe Haldeman novel might not be Colton's favorite, but it's definitely the one he's read the most. 

What is The Forever War

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