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Billy’s mother had five children. The first was named Lala, the second was named Lele, the third was named Lili, the fourth was named Lolo. What was the fifth child named?
Billy
Choose the correct sentence: “The yolk of the egg is white” or “the yolk of the egg is white.”
Neither. Egg yolks are yellow, not white!
It’s as light as a feather, but the strongest person can’t hold it for more than five minutes. What is it?
Breath
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Fog
What gets more wet while it dries?
A towel
You can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, but not in Venus or Neptune. What is it?
The letter “R”
It likes food, but water kills it. What is it?
Fire
What’s full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
Neither. Both weigh a pound!
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway. Once it reaches halfway, it’s running out of the woods.
It’s at the center of gravity and you can find it in Venus, but not Mars. What is it?
The letter “V”
What goes on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
A human. The times of day represent stages of human life. At the beginning of life, a baby crawls on four “feet.” As a person gets older, they walk on two feet. Later in life, a person will walk on three “feet” (two feet, plus a cane to help them walk).
What travels faster: heat or cold?
Heat travels faster because you can catch a cold!
A man was walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere without a coat or an umbrella. He got soaked, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How can this be?
He was bald.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back out on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse’s name was Friday.
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. (Pure boxing only - no kicking, UFC takedowns, or anything else). One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
The two boxers are women.
A father and son have a car accident and both are very injured. They are taken to separate hospitals for treatment. When the boy is taken in for an operation, the surgeon says, “I can’t do this surgery…. this boy is my son!” How is this possible?
The surgeon is the boy’s mother.
Unscramble the words below so that each pair of words rhymes:
RBAE & HREAS
BEAR (or BARE) & SHARE
Unscramble the words below so that each pair of words rhymes:
WNROED & UTRHNDE
WONDER & THUNDER
Unscramble the words below so that each pair of words rhymes:
TUGHAT & HBTUGO
TAUGHT & BOUGHT
Unscramble the words below so that each pair of words rhymes:
ODULC & ODOG
COULD & GOOD
Find a word that associates with the following sets of words:
Cake, swiss, cottage
Cheese
Find a word that associates with the following set of words.
Glasses, screen, day
Sun
Find a word that associates with the following set of words.
Cream, cube, cap
ice
Find a word that associates with the following set of words.
Knife, fly, cup
Butter