Ethan , Ethan and more Ethan
Money loves _____
Me
I believe I have taken all of my mom's underwear out of the rag bag
- Ethan
X: Hey did you hear ? They’re postponing the French election debate because of the hockey game
Y: yea makes sense, it’s the game that decides if we’re in the playoffs or not. Are you watching?
X: no I won’t, it my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, we’re going out for dinner. But even if we were home for it, I gotta say, there wouldn’t be much watching 😏
Client standing by the door listening
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👃🏻
👄
X: Braeden
Y: Zac
This tool removes the majority of water and solution from the glass.
what is squeegee
I am too unique. I don't have any _________, except for that one picture of two gay Mexicans kissing - Luke
Doppelgängers
Netanyahu took my _____
Foreskin
Every 30 minutes I lick my finger and put it outside to see if we can empty a gutter
- Zac
X: You ever have acid reflux?
Y: Sometimes why?
X: I am having acid reflux in my rear
X: Jo
Y: Will
If you're getting the same streak in the exact same place on every pull, this should be the first thing you inspect.
Squeegee Rubber
Give a man _____ _____, he has it for a day. Teach a man to give himself ____ ____, he has it for a lifetime - Luke
pink eye
I know the Owner of Ontario, _________
George Floyd
You my bhocolate bip
- Cameron
*Playing last Christmas in the car*
X: Play the Spanish one now
Y: Which one?
X: that avidi kadivi song
Y: Feliz Navidad?
X: YES
X: Ethan
Y: Olivier
This phenomenon can look like dirt or water spots but cannot actually be removed because its between the panes.
Condensation
we had to bring him to _____ to calm him down
Bass Pro Shop
I have been listening to a ______ _______ podcast
I saw bunda the other day, she turned around, Boom, 12 year old... that's how they get ya
- Jo
X: What do you want from Adesso's?
Y: Ill have a large
X: Will you be able to work after eating an entire large?
Y: No but I won't eat all of it
X: Then why don't you just get a medium?
Y: That's smart, I didn't know they do that
X: ZAC
Y: Joachim
Water consistently pooling in one section of a completely clean gutter usually indicates a problem with this.
Gutter has improper angle towards downspout
Ethan: Her name is Sarah Filler
Luke : _________
Ethan: She's 10...
I wanna fill her
John Abbott is saying if I ______ someone, I have a chance at winning an iPad
sexually assault
meow
- Ethan
X: Chicken Jockeeeeeeyyyyyyyy
Y: I ever tell you how I got on top of a kid and said that
Z: that's lunch.
X: Joachim
Y: Ethan
Z: Luke
Regular window-cleaning soap alone usually won't completely remove severe deposits of this type.
Hard Water
For nothing will be impossible with _____
God
Luke 1:37