Riddles I
When do zombies finish trick or treating?
When they are dead tired.
Why was the scarecrow comedian unsuccessful?
Because all of his jokes were corny.
What breed of dog does a vampire have?
A bloodhound.
What do you call a werewolf that curses?
A SWEAR-wolf
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?
A monster truck.
What does a ghost put on turkey and mashed potatoes?
GRAVE-y.
Why didn't the zombie go trick-or-treating?
Because he felt rotten.
What do you call two witches who share an apartment?
Broom-mates.
Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy?
In a werehouse.
What is a ghost's favorite cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You can see right through them!
Why did the mummy try to improve his reputation?
Because he had a bad wrap.
Who is Frankenstein's romantic partner?
His ghoul friend.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine (nectarine)!
(Alternate answer: a blood orange)
Which monster plays tricks on Halloween?
PRANK-enstein!
What do you call it when a mummy is buried in the wrong pyramid?
A grave error.
What is a witch's favorite beauty product?
Ma-SCARE-a (mascara)
What do you call a skeleton that is cleaning up?
The grim sweeper.
What do little monsters like to ride on at the amusement park?
The scary-go-round.
What is a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide-and-shriek.