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Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree!
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Map
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9 (7,8,9)
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All are married
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”
I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his cane, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?
Andrew
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it is an electric train!
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
The letter “D.” The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
How can the number four be half of five?
IV, the Roman numeral for four, which is “half” (two letters) of the word five.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?