Jokes
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
A map
🕺+🕺+🕺+🕺+🕺
Five guys
2 + 2
4
What do you call a bear without teeth.
A gummy bear
A secret
🫅+❤+🌹+🧸
Beauty and the beast
6 times 7
42
Why was the math book sad?
I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but can't go inside. What am I?
A keyboard
👋+🐱
Hello kitty
18 + 32
50
How does the ocean say hi?
It waves
A cow boy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
His horse is named Friday.
🐼+👊
Kung Fu panda
400-250
250
How do you make a tissue dance
Put a boogie in it
By cutting it in half horizontally (Both halves, the top and bottom, look like a 0)
🙍+🎀+👠
Barbie
8,009 times 3
24,027