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100

What do you call a snowman in summer?

A water

100

When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?

A light switch.

100

When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?

A clock

100

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A breath

100

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

200

What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?

A turkey

200

A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. How long does it take to run out of pills?

One hour

200

I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am I?

Anteater

200

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can’t it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?

Because the window is closed.

200

Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will. What Am I?

An onion

300

There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the West, where would the apple fall?

Down!

300

You just bought a cute rabbit at a pet store. The rabbit can breed once every month, and deliver 7 babies at a time. How many rabbits do you have after 12 months?

One, it takes two rabbits to breed.

300

I am neither a guest or a trespasser be, to this place I belong, it belongs also to me.

Home

300

What question can you never honestly say yes to?

Are you asleep?

300

What do you call a witch at a beach?

Sandwitch

400

A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?

It doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.

400

A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?

The police never told him where the crime scene was.

400

Only one color, but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain. Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?

A shadow

400

What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?

Your name

400

What bird is always with you at mealtime?

A swallow

500

What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?

Doors

500

A girl goes to her mother’s funeral and meets the man of her dreams but she doesn’t get his name or number. Nobody knows who the man is. Three days later the girl kills her own sister. Why?

To see if the man would come to her sister’s funeral.

500

I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his cane, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?

Andrew

500

How many months have 28 days?

All 12 months have at least 28 days.

500

What starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is filled with “t”?

A teapot

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