What do you call a snowman in summer?
A water
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
A light switch.
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A breath
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
A turkey
A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. How long does it take to run out of pills?
One hour
I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am I?
Anteater
If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can’t it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?
Because the window is closed.
Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will. What Am I?
An onion
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the West, where would the apple fall?
Down!
You just bought a cute rabbit at a pet store. The rabbit can breed once every month, and deliver 7 babies at a time. How many rabbits do you have after 12 months?
One, it takes two rabbits to breed.
I am neither a guest or a trespasser be, to this place I belong, it belongs also to me.
Home
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?
What do you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwitch
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
It doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
The police never told him where the crime scene was.
Only one color, but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain. Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
A shadow
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
What bird is always with you at mealtime?
A swallow
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors
A girl goes to her mother’s funeral and meets the man of her dreams but she doesn’t get his name or number. Nobody knows who the man is. Three days later the girl kills her own sister. Why?
To see if the man would come to her sister’s funeral.
I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his cane, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?
Andrew
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months have at least 28 days.
What starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is filled with “t”?
A teapot