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DOUBLE JEOPARDY
200

What has to be broken before you can use it?

AN EGG

200

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

THE FUTURE

200

What gets wet while drying?

A TOWEL

200

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

He was born on February 29!

200

I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

SHADOW

400

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A CANDLE

400

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

 There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

400

What can you keep after giving IT to someone?

YOUR WORD

400

 I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A BANK

400

What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?

A PIANO

600

What month of the year has 28 days?

ALL OF THEM

600

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

A PROMISE

600

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A BARBER

600

What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

AN ECHO

600

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

YOUR RIGHT ELBOW

800

What is full of holes but still holds water?

A SPONGE

800

What goes up but never comes down?

YOUR AGE

800

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All the people one the boat were married.

800

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

DARKNESS

800

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

A CHALKBOARD

1000

What question can you never answer yes to?

ARE YOU SLEEP YET

1000

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

HE WAS BALD

1000

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

THE MATCH

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David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

DAVID

1000

What gets bigger when more is taken away?

A HOLE

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