What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
STAIRCASE!
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
DARKNESS!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
SEVEN!
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
AN ENVELOPE
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
DAVID
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A WINDOW!
What gets wet while drying?
A TOWEL!
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
QUEUE
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
IT'S A ONE-STORY HOUSE, THERE CANNOT BE STAIRS
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A COAT OF PAINT!
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A SECRET!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
SILENCE
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
YOUR NAME!
What has four wheels and flies?
A GARBAGE TRUCK!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A SPONGE!
What question can you never answer yes to?
ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
THE FUTURE!
What goes up but never comes down?
YOUR AGE
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A BARBER
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT ARE MARRIED
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
THE MATCH
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A BANK
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
AN ECHO
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
THE LETTER "E"