Jokes
Why do cows use a doorbell?
Because their horns don't work.
What do dogs and trees have in common?
Bark!
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment
How do you start a flea race?
One, Two, Flea, Go!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.
What is more fantastic than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saw-us?
What do you call a scared Tyrannosaurus?
A nervous rex.
Can a match box?
No but a tin can.
Dentist say these 4 letters when a patient visits.
ICDK (I see decay)
What flowers grow under your nose?
Tulips
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
How do you fix a broken pizza?
with tomato paste
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
because he was sick of thte whole business
What do you find in a clean nose?
fingerprints
What is there more of the less you see?
Darkness
What is easier to give than receive?
Criticism
What breaks when you say it?
Silence
What can you serve but never eat?
A volleyball
What can you hold without touching?
your breath
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
post office
What can you give away but also keep?
a cold
Why is tennis such a noisy game?
because everyone raises a racket
What did one pickle say to the other pickle?
Dill with it.